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Britney’s Fantasies

So I’ve been having some fantasies lately about fucking a fisherman! It
may sound a little weird, but I’ve been super turned on by the idea of
some hot, sexy fisherman (a salmon fisherman, lets say) doing really dirty
things to me…..fishy dirty things;)

Here, I’ll just explain the fantasy and you can tell me just how
weird/sexy you think it is…….

It starts with me walking along a fisherman’s dock, wearing a white, tight
sundress, with no bra, a white thong and white wedge heels. As I’m walking
along, I happen upon a fisherman getting his boat ready to go out and
catch some fish! I find him very sexy, with his dark brown hair (super
short on the sides and some sexy grab-able hair on top), closely shaved
full beard and tattoos all up and down his arms. He lets me ask him all my
silly girlie questions then laughs a little and asks if I’d like to come
out on the boat with him and see what its all about!I, of course, say yes
and let him help me onto the boat……

Before we take off, he tightly fastens my life jacket, so much so that I
gasp a little moan and giggle when I realize he’s smiling at me and biting
his lip as he stares at my cleavage;)

When we’re out on the water, he starts showing me what he does, getting
all technical and saying stuff I’m definitely not going to remember, but I
just smile at him and giggle in the right places! Which makes him blush,
just enough to force a shy smile on that sexy fucking face of his. As he’s
showing me some of the beautiful fish in the water just over the edge of
the boat, we hit a rough spot and a big wave of water just comes over the
top of us. Drenching us and knocking me over on top of him. Oddly, but
ever so perfectly, I end up straddling over him and my dress is drenched
and completely see through!! Fish have gathered ALL around us, having been
forced on deck by the wave. Even still we lock eyes and immediately start
kissing rolling around on top of the fish. He pulls the top of my dress
down, popping my tits out, rips my thong out from under my dress and
starts rubbing my clit and squeezing my tits as he sticks his tongue down
my throat. Without warning, he thrusts his huge throbbing cock inside me.
My back arching up immediately, putting my tits right in his face, making
it all the easier to suck on them while he continues thrusting harder and
deeper inside of me. While my back is still arched, he grabs a salmon from
underneath me and smacks me across the face with, then rubbing it all over
my nipples and sucking on them after. As odd as it may sound, I was turned
on by this so much that i moaned and told him to do it again, harder this
time;) He does and I can’t control myself and cum all over his cock!! He
smiles and says, ‘You like that, don’t you, u dirty little slut?!” I just
moan and shake my head yes……..

I better stop or I’m going to fucking cum all over myself just talking
about it. It gets hotter and fishier and I see parts of a fishing boat I
never new existed. If you wanna know the rest, I’ll tell you, just give me
a call and then maybe you could help me figure out exactly where this sits
on the sexy/weird scale…..I’m thinking 100% HOT and SEXY, but I’ll let
you be the judge;)
When I was younger, I used to fantasize about hooking up with my friends
Dad! He was so sexy, with dark hair and light eyes, and he was like 6’2″
at least…..Mmmmmmm yummy!! I’d go over to my friends house everyday,
during the summer and go swimming in her pool. Her dad would throw us
around and tickle as he did, which always got me aroused….which just
provoked my sexual maturity even further into existence…..not that I
needed and further provocation, but I appreciated it none-the-less;)

One day, after a long afternoon of swimming, he took me home and it felt
like he made an extra special point to take me by himself. When I went to
get out of the car, he reached over me to give me a big hug and gave me a
peck on the cheek, smiled and told me he can’t wait to have me over
again!! I’m sure u can imagine the dirty stuff I fantasized about that
night when I went to sleep…..

It started out with me showing up at my friends house, all dressed in my
bikini and a sundress, hoping she’d be home and that we could swim for the
rest of the day! Her dad answered and said that her and her mom were gonna
be out of town for a few days, but I was still “more than welcome” to use
the pool and jacuzzi as much as I want while their away!! It was a little
chilly when I got out back and decided to just get in the hot tub for a
while! As I was taking off my sundress, I noticed him staring at me from
the kitchen window, so I motioned for him to come outside! He peeked his
head out the kitchen door and I asked him if he’d like to join me, my
hands running all over my young supple young body as I ask him. He, of
course, said yes and immediately came and got in with me….he didn’t even
go in and change, he just got in in his boxers! I’m forward, to a fault
sometimes, so I just casually sat on his lap…as if it were the only spot
to sit in the whole jacuzzi, teehee! I commented on his increasing
erection and how it was the perfect spot to sit my pretty little kitty on.
He got instantly harder and grabbed my face and kissed me! I tried to play
all coy and asked him if he was sure he wanted to fuck his daughters
friend….to which he said that he’s been waiting to do this since we met.
I took my bathing suit off and put his hands all over me and sucked on his
fingers and my nipples until he couldn’t take it anymore and decided he
NEEDED to know what my pussy tastes like….so I bent over in front of him
and held the back of his head while he buried his face deep in that pretty
little kitty….eating it like he’d never eaten pussy before and it was
the best thing he’s ever tasted!!! Fuuuuuuccccccckkkkkkk………

Needless to say the rest of the fantasy was pretty fucking graphic….But,
just to give u a hint: at some point in the night he calls me, “Daddy’s
Dirty Little Cum Slut!!!” Wanna know why?! Just call and ask, I’d love to
give you all the dirty details!! Maybe you could give me some dirtier
details to add to it……Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!
I drive over to your house, wearing black stilettos boots, a fishnet body
suit, black X pasties and a black rain coat, excited to surprise you for
your birthday!! You know I’m cumming, but have no idea what i have in
store the night. I walk up to your front door and knock….smiling, a
devilish grin, as you walk up to answer it. As you open the door I open my
jacket, just enough to catch a glimpse, then I close it back up and walk
in the house. As I walk towards the back, you come up behind me and try to
open my jacket. I stop you and turn around to face you, kissing your lips
softly and whispering, “you’re just going to have to wait till after

As we drive to dinner, I notice you keep looking me up and down, eye
fucking me the whole way there. Trying to put your hand on my thighs, but
I keep batting your hand away….telling you to, “be a good boy and be

While we’re at dinner, I keep rubbing your thigh and softly grabbing your
dick every so often. I let you kiss my neck and lips, but you can’t touch
anything else, not even yourself!

Even though it’s your Birthday, you still pay the check, that’s just the
kind of good boy you are;)

On the way home I let you put your hand between my legs and play with my
pretty little pussy, all the there! When we walk in the door, I
immediately walk upstairs and motion for you to follow me. When the
bedroom door closes, I take off my coat and am standing in front of you
rubbing my hands all over my body…….What happens next?!?!

Call me up and tell me…..I can’t wait to hear how this fantasy ends;)

I know it’s cliche, but I’ve always had a thing men in uniform. I have
fantasies about being pulled over and things just going “terribly wrong”,
teehee!! One of my favorites of these fantasies is: I’m giving my guy
(we’ll call him Billy) road head on the way back to his house and we get
pulled over. The officer cums to my side first and tells me to get out o
the car and walk back to his squad car. He tells Billy to keep his hands
where he can see them, at all times, and to stay in the car. When he gets
back to the squad car, he tells me to put my hands on the hood of his car
and bend over. I do it and he starts to frisk me. When he gets between my
legs he runs his fingers over my pussy and feels how wet it is. I giggle
and he smiles and says, “look at you all wet and ready for me.” He pulls
my skirt up and starts fucking me good and hard, pounding me from behind,
and yelling at Billy to watch from the rear view mirror and “keep those
fucking hands on the wheel”! Officer Big Dick, as I like to call him, cums
inside me so hard and then immediately starts eating my pussy and licking
my ass. It feels so fucking good and it makes me even hotter knowing that
Billy is being forced to watch and being helpless to do anything! After
fucking me all over his squad car, he yells for Billy to get out of the
car and walk back to us, with his hands in the air. When he gets over to
the squad car, the officer notices Billy’s huge boner and asks him,”What
the Fuck is that about?” Billy says, “What?! You wouldn’t let me touch
it!!” Officer Big Dick grabs his big cock and says, ” What a good boy,
What do you think I should do with it?”

Call me up and I’ll tell you the rest….so much more to this fantasy!!
I’m so bad;)
When I was live-in nanny, I worked for this couple that was always away
on business. The husband was gorgeous, the wife too, but there was
something about the husband that made me wet whenever I saw him. I used to
have fantasies about him all the time, still do honestly! I would dream
about how hot it would be for his wife to be away and for him to fuck my
brains out!!

My fantasy would generally go like this:
I’d be home at the house putting the kids to sleep, just as he arrives
home early and gives the kids a kids goodnight. After, I go to say
goodnight to him and he asks me to come in his office to talk for a
minute. Of course I go in….any excuse to be alone with him is fine with
me. When we get in his office, he closes the door, and asks me if I’d like
a drink! I agree to do a shot with him and he laughs a little and pours us
some tequila shots. We take them and then both laugh a little, then he
tells me he needs to talk to me about something important. He says he
doesn’t think that I should work for them anymore, because he’s too turned
on by my presence and he thinks his wife might be catching on. This
immediately gets me wet, I’m horny and dripping by the time its my turn to
talk. I tell him I’m sorry, but I’m sure there’s something we can do to
work it out. I, then, get up and go over to him, straddling him in his
chair and lifting my skirt up; just enough to put one of his hands on my
ass! I take his other and put it between my legs and kiss him, using my
tongue to open his mouth and play with his a little. He puts his fingers
in my pussy and makes me cum so loud, just teasing my clit! I unbutton his
pants and as I’m getting on my knees to suck all the cum out of his
gorgeous throbbing cock, his wife walks in….home early from her trip.
We’re both so turned on by this, we just look at each other and then at
her and smile…….

Why don’t you call me up and I tell you what happens next?! I promise, it
won’t be what you expect!!