Britney’s Thoughts

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Britney’s Thoughts

I’m thinking about getting some new toys!! I can’t decide which ones I should get. Should I get a few for each hole? Or just some for my PUSSY!? I really want a new butt plug, but think I might need a bigger size. Which ones do you guys recommend? What are your favorites?! Call me up and give me some ideas, I love a good SEX TOY suggestion…..maybe it’ll lead to some XXX PHONE SEX, too;) I can only hope, teehee!!


Fun Fact About Britney:
I LOVE SUCKING COCK!!! I think about it ALL the time…..there isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t think about sucking a nice, HARD COCK!! One of my favorite positions is 69, because I love being able to suck on your cock like a lollipop, til you cum in my mouth and I swallow every yummy drop. All while you eat my pussy, like it’s the sweetest pussy juices you’ve EVER had the pleasure to consume! I can’t wait to talk to you, so I can tell you, in graphic detail, all the delicious details about my LOVE for SUCKING COCK!!!


I’ve never had SEX on the beach before, have you?! I’ve always wanted to though, it’s ALWAYS been a sexy little fantasy of mine I like to think about! I’d lay a blanket out on the sand, the sun setting behind us as the waves hit the sand, muffling our moans of pleasure. Mmmmmm, FUCK, I hope I get to be that lucky one day. You should call me up and tell me about your SEX-capades on the beach or at least help me out a bit with some sexy beach role play……make me moan so loud, no waves could muffle me;)
OXOXOXOX B


So I have these two friends, who are super fucking hot, but their married….to each other!! It’s tough, cause their both hot separately, but imagining them naked together gets me so fucking wet!!! It’s uncontrollable! I close my eyes and imagine all the tattooed naked skin, her amazing tits, his huge cock, hands everywhere….Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm fuuuuuuccckk……I’m wet as shit, just writing this;)

Do u ever think about your friends like that?! Do you ever think about them fucking and what it might be like to join in?! My wet friend dreams are endless….but, I’d love to hear about yours! Call me up and give all the yummy details;)


I like thinking about your hands all over me, your lips against my skin, your tongue running up and down my entire body. I think about your breath on my neck, while your fingers dance around inside me, my lustful moans escaping between kisses and bites on your neck and ears. I’d whisper, “I need you,” as I reach for your cock. Unzipping your pants as you suck on my freshly exposed nipples…

I especially like thinking about these things and playing with my sweet little kitty!! Call me up and I’m sure we can put our heads together think of some things that will make my kitty purr;)


I’ve been having very erotic thoughts lately….

The most frequent has been the thought of: getting a hotel room for the night and inviting a certain guy to the room. Not giving any hints to what I have planned, just a very casual invite. When he arrives I’m in sexy black lingerie and high heels and have candles lit all over the room, very cheesy and stereotypical, right?! But then I get him all excited and into the idea of doing whatever I want him to do! I tell him that I want him to lay down on the bed naked and I’m going to tie him up…..so that he can’t touch me at all, but I can touch him all I want, teehee!!! I like the thought of kissing a guy all over his body, licking and biting him between every few kisses, just to mess with him a bit and get him even more excited. Then I’d go bananas all over his cock for a few minutes, getting its nice and lubed up with my spit, hard and ready for tight my wet pussy…..

Bet you can guess what I thought about doing next?? Or can you?? Call me up and let me know just how dirty you think my thoughts get….ormaybe dirty thoughts of your own you might like to share;)


I feel like such a dirty little girl…..

I’ve got a crush on an older guy that reminds me of Sam Elliot (the actor), he’s 6’4″-6’5″ and has a voice that makes you instantly wet when you hear it. I think about all the dirty things I want to do to him, or that I want him to do to me, and it makes me cum harder that I ever thought was possible….without penetration!! I think about his HUGE throbbing COCK inside of my tight WET PUSSY and all the damage he’s gonna do to it, when he ravages me, just the way I like!!!!

The only problem is: He’s Married!!!

I’ve never sought out a married man before…..is it bad?! Should I be a good girl and keep my dirty little thoughts to myself? Or get him alone somewhere and tell him all the JUICY details?!

I need help guys….I just don’t know what to do!!! I’d luv to hear what u think I should do with all these devious dirty thoughts….maybe you can get me through this extra ROUGH time in my life….uuuugggh, it’s just SO HARD!!!!!


Sometimes I have dirty thoughts about Santa coming down the chimney and finding me sprawled out on the couch playing with myself. I imagine he’d say something like, “Ho, Ho, Ho….You’ve been very naughty, Britney, no presents for you!” To which I would reply, “Oh, Please Santa, isn’t there anything I can do to prove what a good girl I can be?” Hoping he’ll let show him just how good I can be, teehee;) Maybe even get some brownie points for next year!!


With Christmas so close it gets me thinking…..What kind of sex would Mr. and Mrs. Clause have? Would he fuck her in his sleigh? Or all over the workshop? Would he let the elves watch? Or, maybe, the reindeer? Oh, to be a dirty little fly on that wall!