Crystal

Cross my heart and close my eyes…

…Ram that big cock between my thighs!!! Come on boys! This girl needs it B-A-D!!! Just aching for a good cum-fest! BRING IT!!!

Crystal

Crystal’s Geyser

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Crystal

Politics? No, no, no– You want “Hottie Chicks”….NOT politics!

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Hey diddle-dee-dee, a phone sex life for me…

Feeling hot-n-horny this evening!! Would love to work out all this frustration while whispering some of my nastiest thoughts into your ear! Give me a call and let me help YOU work out all those kinks that have been building up all week! Let’s get you relaxed and ready for a nice long weekend!!

xoxo

Crystal

Open wide and say: Ahhhhhhhhhhhh…

Yeah, that’s right boys! Open up wide and let Crystal sit her sweet little pussy down onto your hungry, willing face! Once I’ve squirted juices down your throat and all over your neck, then you can throw me down and fuck me hard until my brains are mushy! Pick up that phone and give this nasty little XXX phone sex girl a call!

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Hickory dickory dock…

I WANT TO SUCK SOME COCK!!

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You know what they say…

!!!RIDDLE TIME!!!

Question: “Why do people climb mountains?”

Answer: Because the mountains are there.

Question: “What do you call a guy with no legs?”

Answer: Matt.

Question: “Why was the young gun afraid to go home to his wife?”

Answer: He was fired.

Question: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

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Come on guys!!! Pick up those phones! We have lots of sultry, hot ladies waiting to make your evening a memorable one!

Crystal

And that’s the way the ball(s) bounces…

…Yeah…bounce them big, juicy balls right into this dirty little whore’s wet, warm mouth!! Can you feel me run my tongue all over and around them? Feels nice, huh? Come on sugar….gimme a call! Let this naughty little phone sex girl put her mouth all over you tonight!

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Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers…so…

…if Peter Piper spends too much time picking pecks of pickled peppers, how long before Peter Piper takes the time to plug his prominent pecker deep into Prissy’s pretty pussy and pops his pickle all over her powder puff?

Crystal

Fa-fa-fa-FRIDAY!!!

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