By Autumn, on July 2nd, 2008 I is for Inanimate Objects
This is a pretty recent discovery for me. Not too long ago, I was browsing one of my favorite porn sites. I have a thing for watching guys masturbate so I was looking through those. I stumbled across a video of a guy pounding the shit out of his blow up doll. At first I thought it was silly, but I kept watching. Before I knew it, my pussy started to tingle and my nipples started to get hard. I don’t know what it was, but watching this dude on top of this doll and bending it and pounding into it. He was shoving his dick into whatever hole he could. It was the sexiest thing I’ve seen in a long time. You could tell this is how he wanted to fuck a real girl, but may have been too much of a pussy to actually give it to a girl that hard. He was giving it to this doll just to get himself off. I ended up cumming in my panties watching him cum in her fake cunt.
The next day, I searched a little harder. I found videos of men humping pillows (HOT!), mattresses (HOT!), exercise balls (HOT!), and stuffed animals (HOT!!!!). The more I watched the more I was enjoying it.
I’ve gotten to explore this new fetish of mine on the phone and in real life and it is still and endless source of entertainment. It’s crazy sexy and a little silly. It’s funny, fun, and hot. You really can’t go wrong with that.
So, what are you going to hump for me?
By Autumn, on June 19th, 2008 H is for Hands and Knees, Bitch.
There is something so powerful and liberating about standing above a groveling male. What the weakling did to get into that position doesn’t really matter. All that matters is that I look wicked sexy in a pair of shiny black leather boots that have just been licked clean. He won’t be licking anything else so I don’t need to worry about his poor tongue being tired. If he makes the mistake of saying anything other than what I instruct him to say he’s quickly reminded who’s boss by the slap of my strong hand across his face. Life is so easy when you just say what I tell you to. For so long you’ve made things so complicated by trying to think with your brain and that pathetic, tiny piece of meat hanging between your legs. Since your little penis reminds me of an ant I’m going to treat it like one. That means crushing it under my sparkling boot while you cry like the little bitch you are. If you’re a good boy that I think is capable of learning I’ll let you watch a real man fuck me. I have so many ways to train a little loser like you. Don’t forget to say thank you after each painful and humiliating thing I do to you. We both know you love every mean thing I say and do to you. Since you will never be fucking me, your only purpose is to be fucked *with*. If you can’t do that right, I have no problem kicking you to the curb. This is all about me. It has always been and will always be about me. I am the center of your universe and you are a pathetic piece of shit. I just love how you keep crawling back for more. I’m only being mean if I don’t enjoy it and I love every second of it.
By Autumn, on June 1st, 2008 G is for Gagging
I love being a cocksucker. I just get such a sense of pride feeling a dick get hard in my mouth and then feeling it shoot it’s sticky load right down my throat. There are times that I enjoy you just laying there while I service your cock. You can just lay back while I stroke and lick and suck you to ecstasy. Then there are times that I require you being a little more active. I find it incredibly sexy to be on my knees or squatting down in front of you with nothing but panties on. You’re standing right in front of me with your big, hard dick right in front of my face. You’re looking down at me and can see how much I want it. I need it. I have my mouth open and my tongue out. You tease me first by slapping the head of your cock against my tongue and rubbing it all over my cute face. Finally when your cock is dripping precum and it’s sticking to my cheeks you push the head inside my wanting mouth. I immediately wrap my lips tight around it, not wanting to let it back out. I start sucking. Once I get the head nice and wet you start pumping it in and out of my mouth. The more excited you get the deeper you push it down my throat. I have a sensitive gag reflex, but I promise my cunt gets the wet the more I gag. The feeling of my throat trying to push your member out just gets you more excited so you push deeper and just hold it there so you can feel my muscles spasm around your shaft. To make it even tighter you wrap your hand around my neck. You’re not choking me, just applying some pressure. Like you’re jacking yourself off with my throat. It’s so hot to be used as a hole to shove your hard meat into. With me being the blowjob artist that I am, I know it won’t be long until you spurt. Where do you want it? Right down my throat? All over my nice big titties? How about my face?
By Autumn, on May 30th, 2008 F is for Flesh Against Flesh
I know this may seem weird considering that there is no actual body contact when we play (unless it’s a two girl call!). However, there is plenty of flesh rubbing against flesh during our calls. That’s what makes me hot.
There are sounds that drive me crazy. The obvious one is your hand pumping up and down your lubed up dick. That wet slippery sound is something I can listen to all day. Sometimes I do. When your cock is really, really hard I adore the sound of your open hand slapping against the head and your shaft. In both cases I can instruct how fast and how hard each one is happening. Sometimes it is just to give you the exact pain or pleasure I require of you. Most of the time I’m playing the conductor and I’m figuring out just the right sounds to maximize my own pleasure. The one thing that always works is the sweet sound of your hands slapping your balls. If you squeeze your balls to make the skin nice and tight then the sound of your palm slapping that smooth surface is almost too much for me. You would not believe how wet that makes me.
If you’re thinking this all sounds completely selfish, you’re probably right. I usually don’t put it that way. In my opinion, you getting to hear my fingers working in and out of my wet pussy should be equally as exciting to you. You may also know that I love slapping my tits around. I promise that is also a very pleasant body contact sound.
What would you like to hear?
By Autumn, on May 1st, 2008 E is for Exit Only
I love strap on sex. I love the feeling of power that overcomes me when I pull that harness up my legs. I love looking down at my big purple dildo between my legs. I look and feel so sexy. I love fucking boys and girls with my perfect cock, but there’s one thing that is the absolute hottest to me. I completely adore fucking boys up the ass. It can’t be just any boy. I like fucking the boys that don’t know how much they want it. The ones that have never had anything up their butts. The boys that tense up just when I push my finger against their tight hole. They ones that say “just suck my cock. I don’t want any of that gay stuff”. Those silly boys don’t know how easy it is to get them to do anything if their dick is hard enough. All I have to do is suck and play with their cock for long enough and they’ll be begging for me to fuck them. My favorite position is for the virgin to get on all fours. I’m nice at first. I massage his back. I run my fingers over his ass cheeks. I put lube on my finger so it slides in nice and easy. I tell him to relax while I make him watch me strap it on. His eyes always get big when he sees all 7 inches. He says he doesn’t think he can take something that big. What he doesn’t know is that he no longer has any control. He’ll take what I tell him to take. I make sure it’s nice and slippery. I get behind him and just push. The first part is always the most difficult. Once the head pops into his asshole it’s all easy from there. I force it all the way in just like I said I would. When it’s all the way in, I push my big tits against his back and whisper in his ear “You feel like a slut now, don’t you?”. The feeling is too intense for him to answer, but I can tell by his breathing that it feels better than anything he’s ever felt and there’s no way he wants me to stop.
So how do you like it? Hard or soft?
By Autumn, on April 1st, 2008 D is for Dirty Panties
Pay close attention, boys. You’re about to hear some juicy details about me. Some of them you might already know since I readily share my masturbation habits to just about anyone who will listen. Consider this a refresher course. For those of you who don’t know, you are about to find out. I have a particular way that I like to play with my pussy. I have toys which I do use. Some of them vibrate and some of them don’t. My favorite toy is and always has been my hands. My fingers always know just the right places to touch and with just the right amount of pressure. With my fingers I get to feel how wet I’m getting. I get to feel how warm I’m getting. I get to feel how tight my little pussy hole is and the way it clenches when I’m having that much needed orgasm. Not only do I use my fingers, but I also like to keep my panties on. I don’t slip them down around my knees. I don’t pull them to the side. I keep them just where they are and slide my hand right down the front. It always feels so much naughtier and more secret. It’s like at any second someone could walk in and see me laying there on the bed. I’d have to make the choice to either pull my hand out quick and pretend I wasn’t doing anything but staring at the ceiling or I’d let my guest watch my hand wiggle inside the fabric. Even if I did try to hide what I was doing the wet spot in the crotch would be the dead giveaway. When I’m playing with myself the panties catch all of my delicious cunt juice. Absorbing the flavor and the scent of me. Holding it right there for you to enjoy. Can you imagine how soaking wet they get? How yummy they smell? How could you not want a freshly worn pair for your collection?
By Autumn, on March 24th, 2008 The weather is getting warmer. The clothes are getting skimpier. Let’s get these phone chat lines ringing and discuss which one of my sexy Spring outfits will make you “spring” up the biggest!
By Autumn, on March 1st, 2008 C is for Crossdressing Even when I was a little girl I loved playing dress up. Of course I loved putting things on myself, but I also really enjoyed dressing up my brothers and their friends. I was a very convincing young thing. I could talk the most hetero guy into putting on lipstick and a dress just by being cute. As I’ve gotten older I’ve honed my skills a bit. I’ve also learned that there are some boys that enjoy being dressed up. The day I learned that my heart was full. What is sexier than a man in something frilly and lacy and pink? I’m not just talking about panties. I’m talking full outfits. Panties, bras, stockings, dresses, heels, wigs, makeup. The whole deal! I love picking out the perfect outfit for my breathing paperdolls. I love the blushing that starts to happen when the guy realizes how much he’s enjoying the sensation of the girly fabrics against his skin. I love seeing how his body language changes from almost macho into something more feminine as he gives me more and more control. I love stripping all of that masculinity as I add each new piece of clothing. He’s giving me all of this power and the more he gives the more I want. Once I see how hard my outfit has made you then all hope is gone, little sissy. You’re in trouble and should be nervous about what happens next.
By Autumn, on February 6th, 2008 The second piece of exciting news is that your sexy little redhead’s birthday is right around the corner. I like to start the celebrations early and there’s no better present than hearing that phone ring and hearing your sexy voice on the other end. With your help we can make this birthday the best yet!
Talk to you soon, darlings!
By Autumn, on February 2nd, 2008 B is for Blue Balls: Everyone knows that I *love* cum. I love everything about it. When I say “everything” I’m including making you hold it in your balls. It is so sexy to get a man rock hard (by any means necessary) and making him stay that way. Of course, I like to play the cock and the balls. I like to stroke and caress and spank, and lick and suck and all of those other goodies. I also like to do all of those things without a release of white, sticky cum. I love watching the cock get so hard that it twitches with even the tiniest touch. I love seeing the head get bright purple. I love seeing the balls get tight and tense just waiting to expel that liquid. I love watching the look on a gentleman’s face change from pleasure to agony with each stroke and each firm “No! Not yet!” that comes out of my mouth. And I especially love the sounds of panting and whimpering and then the begging. The sound of a grown man begging get my nipples so hard and gets my pussy so wet. I get so turned on that my little cunt needs some relief. Since I’m the one in charge, I’ll almost always opt to let you watch me finger myself to orgasm. It’s very important that you keep stroking during my solo adventure. That’s what gets me so hot. If you can’t control yourself and end up squirting I hope you are prepared to take the consequences.
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