Hey there boys, guess who’s gonna be here for a few hours tonight? Your lovely Miss Robin! Been looking for a good time to play outside of my normal schedule, well here is your chance! Are you a naughty masturbation addict? Do you like to play dress up and feel pretty? Do you think you look better in a pair of panties and heels? Well, call me from 5p-9p and you can tell me all your sexxxy secrets over the phone!

I’m feeling a little more sexy than usual… any boys want to help me relieve some tension? I’ll be here all night, so call me and let’s play!!

Looks like it’s gonna be me and naughty Miss Kimberly all night long! Why play with one of us when you can play with both… two horny ladies to make your late night masturbation that much more spectacular! Call us tonight!

So it’s the day after Valentine’s Day. Were you alone yesterday? Did you have a special lady friend? Or were you just waiting to celebrate the naughty way with the woman who clutches your heart as tight as she clutches your balls? Well, I’m here all day and am looking forward to some Post-Valentine’s Day fun with you! Call me!! ;)

I have been obsessed with little masturbation addicts lately!! Do you love that sweet hand pussy more than real pussy? Is porn more satisfying that real women? Do you have better orgasms masturbating that actually having sex? If the answer to any of these is yes, then call me immediately so I can exploit your pathetic habit for my personal enjoyment… ;)