I know you sometimes might get a little nervous when you don’t see me on the schedule when I’m supposed to be here to play. Don’t worry, darling. On May 1st, I’m taking my sweet ass on an out of town adventure with some of my favorite girlfriends. I’ve been looking for an excuse to let my hair down and this is going to be perfect. I know there will be some hot debauchery to tell you all about on Wednesday. It’s not even summer, but I’m ready for some summer fun.
A Royal Wedding game just sounds like the thing to do Saturday, Princess! Are you in? Who else wants to play?