Valentine’s Day

I sure do love February. First there’s my birthday and then there’s
Valentine’s Day! I get to celebrate the thing that I love the most. And
fucking is what I love the most. I got to be here on the phonesex line
with all my favorite ladies and all my favorite horny guys. You know what
else I love about Valentine’s Day? The sales on all the candy the day
after! My pussy isn’t the only thing I like cream filled ;)