Lana’s Thoughts

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Lana’s Thoughts

Rose is an aphrodisiac.
Yep! That backyard, garden variety flower. Stress reducer, heaven-scent
inducer. Aphrodisiac. And so many ways to utilize it (this made me think
of dildos. Hehe. Which, by the way, I got to try a new one out today and
boy was that fun… yum. I’m excited for the next Round).
But yeah, Roses. **As if** we needed another reason to bring that special
someone this timeless flower, right? ;)
Annnnd… did you know that you can make lube out of flax seeds?? How
cool is that!?
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What thrills you, chills you, sends you into that state of bliss and
euphoria?…. How do You like to be touched and stroked? Did you know
that phone sex has been around for as long as the phone has been popularly
utilized? The invention of the phone via Alexander Graham Bell was in
1876; the lone existing phone operator in those early days, who went by
the name Betsy Craddock, is credited with the start of phone sex ~ she
used to describe what it felt like to take off her hat and let her hair
down….
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I won a competition this year at my network’s spring dodgeball tournament
~ a cohort of mine, Sadie (said I could name them) Loves harnesses and is
talented on the swing. Sadie had volunteered to be the pet (prize)
((each team volunteered a ‘sacrifice’)). So, you can imagine my Glee when
I learned that I had won and that Sadie (!!!) – who Loves harnesses – was
my prize :D :D We made an immediate date for our session (i know, i
know… not really a loss for Sadie:) lol. Definitely a win for me:):)
Why harnesses are cool ~ too many reasons to count.
here are a few: aerial, duh (enough said). they move and are adjustable.
they can be done in several different styles including all forms of
burlesque, utilizing yoga, done for performance, as an athletic activity,
you name it. if you have never seen an aerial harness performance check
out a sexy one on youtube (and then call us for some phone sex;) Sadie
and my purposes? SEXXXY, of course ;). Harnesses are easy to play with
and adjust the height. They bounce, fling, fly, swing, and otherwise move
in nearly any direction. I personally loved using ribbons while one the
harness. Other apparati and tools can also be used whilst within a
harness (strap-ons anyone??). Swings and harnesses both, used in tandem
= Y.E.S. (very visually pleasing. And SO FUN to be in sync in this way).
Complete control can be relinquished through a very different … mode
(exciting!!!). SO MANY scenarios can be acted out and now with the added
Element of *being in the air* (!!!) AND, last and not least: The
possibilities are Endless. Did I say that already?

Sadie and I spent hours playing and the time went so fast. I feel so
excited for my next session (there is going to be one!) and happy to
graduate onto the swing, and to try out the ropes!
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have you all ever seen that gymnastics tool they call the horse? the
coaches used to train us on that when i was a wee little gymnast (okay,
maybe not SUPER wee, but ya know). i would take training home for full
expression… on the arm of the living room couch. :D it was just the
right width for little me.. XX)…. rocking back and forth with that couch
arm between my legs… using all the ballet moves they taught us too with
those pointed toes and flexed leg muscles.. pointing.. nice… loooooong
legs… probably where i learned my first kegal! my favorite was when pro
wrestling was on the tv… all that testosterone really got me going ;) i
was unstoppable when i learned that the arm of the couch could give me
pleasure…. i knew just how to work my body to get the maximum EffeCT
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you naked, me not. rubber gloves on my hands, i am holding a bottle of
olive oil. it has a long, curved spout. i tell you to bend over. you
look back at me anxiously and then quickly calm yourself. you know i will
take good care of you.
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It is snowy and icy out but I want to make it to you before you wake. I
am wearing a long wool coat that is heavy, made with actual hide that has
been tanned. Under it? You will see it soon enough. Just know that I
feel racy. I haven’t slept but the moon is full. Full and the night is
clear. On the seat next to me are two carved crystal glasses.

The stars are out around the lake, the silhouettes of oak tree, aspen,
birch, barren in the winter under this sky. I drive on the road around
the lake until I reach town. At the stoplight I text you *Wake up, I want
to make your dick hard.* The light turns green and I turn the wheel.
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So I know that I am kinky… yeseterday’s kinkfest was just the place i
needed to be. babes of all kinds enjoying multiple positions, plays,
acts, toys…different depths of probing and spanking and other types of
stimulation ;D…. <3 ooo, i wish you all that are into it could have been there. it was comfortable and great to be out in the community... even as much as I love the phone sex line. there were newcomers and old timers alike and it was mostly just a beautiful experience! I came away with some new tricks that will translate quite nicely to the phone chat :) ------------------------------- YUM There are definitely many perks to working at YourDesires. *One* of the many perks which happens to be my favorite about working *this* phone sex line is when I hear YOUR voice on the end of the line ~ sexy, lusty, hot, ready, wanting... I LoVE the anticipation and the initial chemistry; will You take control? Will I? Will there be a tug? Will we go slow and sensual? Will it be forceful and active!? Kinky? Will we use toys? Are we outside, inside? However it is, I know it will be fun ~~~~~~~~ XO ------------------------------- Thigh high sheer black stockings and heels. Red lips, red nails. Bowl of juicy fruit on the table next to the bed. Garters and straps, down to my thigh highs, and up reaching panties, along my hip. Curves and concaves. Up the waist, elongated, back arching. Boobs, black brassiere, red painted finger running underneath it. These are a few of your favorite things? Then let's sex talk. Purrr. ------------------------------- I am a naughty boy, you whisper in my ear when you meet me for "lunch." I know this already, of course, your wife filled me in long before you ever had the courage to tell me yourself. He enjoys.... sexual humiliation, she had said. She had leaned in close, much the way you are now, expertly placing her hand on my thigh beneath the table, toying with the hem of my skirt, running her red nail along my sheer stockings. She kept her hand on my thigh, squeezing it. I kept still under the white table cloth, focused on the red wine glass in front of me. Her finger inched up slowly, tantalizing, tracing my inner thigh. I wanted her to pull me from my chair, from my hips to her hips; I wanted to mount her right there in the restaurant and put my lips on hers... She withdrew her hand as the waiter came by with more water. Thank you she directed to him, in her sexy low tone. Your face is flushed she said to me after he had gone. Me or the wine? She laughed to herself as she took a sip, placing red lips plump on her glass. Paused. Used her forefinger to play lightly on my cheek as though I had said something silly. She touched a tendril of hair that hung curled from my forehead. I was thinking she began... her lips pursed...I was thinking you could be his phone mistress. ------------------------------- Just you, me and our sexual fantasies. On the secluded beach, beads of sweat glitter on my face, my hair down, wet, lightly bleached from the sun. Ocean breeze and the dip I just took ;) Random pieces of driftwood. Bikini bottoms on, strappy tank top just barely covering me, my nipples showing through it. Feet in the sand, wiggling my toes. Far away a sailboat sits lazily on the water, sun glistens reflection on it as well. I pick up a handful of sand, rub your bare back with it, run my hands down over your arms, your back, morning massage... my full lips parted, all the things they want to do... ------------------------------- When you find me I am sitting on a Victorian style wraparound white lattice couch. I am blindfolded with nothing on but a pair of black and red lace panties and sheer stockings. My nipples are rock hard and pointed to the ceiling. I feel like screaming LUST but I don't think I need to .... my body is saying it all, my back arched, my toes pointed, my whole body charged. You lean in close for a kiss and it is plush, soft, lovely..... -------------------------------- I have got clips and pins and certain contraptions with which I am ready to use. I pull here, some pressure there, let us push further than we have before. How much can you take? How much will you bend and succumb to my will? How much will I do with you? Pleasure with pain ends in ultimate gain... ------------------------------- Let's get wet, ride away to a secret place, take the back roads, let me straddle that seat. Let's get muddy, me in a wet t-shirt, I will kneel down, I'm grinning; little kisses, tongues and teasing, little slaps and pulls, twists and pleasing... -------------------------------- Pony Girl I sneak away from responsibilities for an afternoon, taking a horse from my neighbor who gave me permission to do so anytime. I ride bareback up a trail that is discreet until I get to the base of a mountain where there are more trails. The horse is the same color as my hair and my long legs are bare. My hair is high on my head and as we make the way up the mountain trail, just me and this pony, I snap my head, swinging my long hair. Long grass is waiving in a summer breeze and sounds of birds and other critters come from the woods on either side of the trail. Sweat drips on my forehead, sweat drips on my whole body, running down my chest, my delicious belly, soaking my bra. ------------------------------- Hot sun, hot pavement. Palm trees lining the street, set will be orange later. You pull up next to me and I am looking fly as f***. Your hydraulics are pumpin....orgasms on the mind.