You know what they say…


Question: “Why do people climb mountains?”

Answer: Because the mountains are there.

Question: “What do you call a guy with no legs?”

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Question: “Why was the young gun afraid to go home to his wife?”

Answer: He was fired.

Question: “Why did the chicken cross the road?”

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