Where’s the craziest place you’ve had sex???

Now that I’m asking you all where the craziest place you’ve ever had sex, I have to ponder thru the fun times I’ve had to pick the craziest place I’ve had sex . . . hmmmmm!!! This is super fun because all these fun and crazy memories are flooding thru my brain. What day, place and space will I pick??? I think it has to be the greens on the golf course. We were outside and wide open for anyone coming by to see us. Yes, it might have been dark out when we started but that sun was surely coming up and it was bright light enough for anyone to see us if they happend to be coming by at 6am at the golf course. I didn’t think anyone walked by but the thrill and possibility of it was exhilerating.  I had never had outside sex until then.  I had no idea that I would enjoy this exhibition stuff, but I really did a lot. Like a lot more than I thought I would. I’m a pretty easy to cum girl to begin with if you know what you are doing, but adding the exhibition stuff in, I was very easily stimulated and got off over and over again out in the open with bare ass for anyone to see. It was liberating to say the least. Titties, ass and vajayjay wide open for the world to notice if they wanted to. I think this is when I first realized how much of an exhibitionist I was. Well even though no one walked by that I noticed, I must have wanted to be seen pretty bad because just before we finished, I heard a noise in the underbush of a low overhanging tree nearby and sort of froze and clung tight to my lover as we both stopped moving and looked over to the tree. We couldn’t see anyone so we kept going and finished. Well promptly after we got done and were laying back basking in the sun rising and the immense and multiple orgasms we both just had we saw a guy climb out from the underbrush of the nearby tree we heard the noise from prior and just walk on by with the biggest shit eating grin on his face. He had quite a show watching us that late night into morning. I’m not sure how long he was there, but talk about funny. Holy shit, that will forever be in my memories as one of my favorite places to have sex!!!! Call me and lets have some damn good phone sex talking about this in more detail and you can tell me your favorite place to have sex. I’m waiting . . .


My Favorite Position Is Doggy Style! What’s Yours?

Your throbbing hard cock entering my pussy from behind in the doggy style position is my absolute favorite because of how deep you get your cock inside me!!! MMMMMMMM, I so love the anticipation of you behind me pulling my hips tight to you so you can get your dick in there deep. When you first get the tip in and tease me not letting me get it deep right away, it really drives me crazy. My pussy is getting wet just thinking about it. Shit, who am I kidding, I’m such a horn ball that my pussy is almost always wet so it’s damn near dripping wet thinking about you behind me. Call me soon ish so we can talk about your desires for your favorite position. I’d love to be your regular phone sex girl XXX!!!


Afternoon Delight

Who’s in??? I’m sitting here horny and alone!!! Call me so we can have fabulous afternoon delight phone sex XXX!!!! I’m more than ready to tell you all about my desires for afternoon delight sex. I’m leaving this blog short on purpose so you call me for the sordid details.


Newly SINGLE and more HORNY than usual.

What are ya up to today? Are you horny like me? I have this incessant need to masturbate while I’m newly single and not so sure I’m ready to mingle yet.  Call me so we can work out our frustrations together. I don’t want to sit here and twiddle my thumbs when I could be on the phone with you diddling my pussy. Cum tell me about your desires.  I love talking about sex with you.  Let me be your favorite phone sex girl.  I even make a good backup phone sex girl when your favorite girl is busy.  Let me help you with that HARD DICK in your hand.  Call and find out . . .


Naughty thoughts

I am badly in need of a butt plug and prefer to get it in a set of varying sizes so I can start stretching my tight little asshole so it can be better at handling hard cock!!!  And even big, hard cocks!!!  If it were to vibrate, I think I might cum so fucking fast, I’ll be in seventh heaven.  Who wants to be my knight in shining butt plug armor????  Send me a nice vibrating butt plug set for a nice tip after one of our conversations as a thank you for helping you cum really hard.  I’ll save it to be opened and used when you call next.  Let’s create some lasting memories and long, intense orgasms!!! Amazon is fast and our mailing address is on the website.  Just add attn:  Ella and I’ll be ecstatic!!!!  And oh so thankful!!!


Worship my ass you say?

Who wants to talk about worshiping my ass???  I’ve been trying to learn more about being dominant and keep being told that I need to pick a body part for the sake of worshipping.  I can’t think about a better body part to worship.  My ass has so many desires that I’ve yet to give it.  It is the strongest, most intenses orgasm I’ve ever had and I have certainly not had nearly enough of them.  I’m pretty greedy with orgasms and have been blessed to have partners that indulge in giving me orgasm after orgasm for hours on end sometimes.  I love that I can stay in a suspended state of orgasm sometimes.  It’s divine and the only thing comparable or that tops multiple orgasm’s is an anal orgasm.  Did I mention how intense they are??? Phew, just thinking about it gets me soooooo horny and also tired thinking of how it will drain me, but oh dear is it worth it!!!!!

I would love to be more dominant if it involves worshiping my ass!!!  I love and hate being teased.  It’s amazing but also torturous.  Worshiping my ass would definitely involve teasing me with lots of light touching, cupping, grabbing, caressing, kissing and licking.  Eventually it will lead to your cock in my ass deep and hard, but so much teasing on the way to there.  I especially love a good rim job and badly need a butt plug.  Let’s make it a vibrating butt plug because I love to have penetration and vibration there.  I’d also like to have it come in several sizes so I can start stretching my tiny little butt hole because I still have a hard time fitting cocks in there and want it so bad sometimes.  I’ve had to give up and go without anal because I couldn’t fit the cock in there.  I know the more I try, the easier it will get.  I’m working on it.  Who wants to be my hero and send me a vibrating butt plug set of varying sizes?   I’d be ecstatic to get a  remote control one where you can control it from states away.  Let me know if you’d like to tip me in the form of a butt plug set and I’ll use it during one our calls for the first time.

Call me so we can talk about worshiping my ass.  I bet you have other ideas to help with this.


Cock Sucking 101


I really feel well qualified to teach a cocksucking class.  First off, it’s not a blow job to me because I don’t ever view it as a job of any kind.  I thoroughly enjoy sucking cock and I think that is the first thing that matters when it cums to sucking cock.  You must enjoy doing it.  If you’re trying to please your partner and there’s not many folk with a penis that don’t enjoy getting it sucked on so you might as well get good at it and enjoy  doing it for goodness sakes.

So, #1  Enjoy sucking the cock while you’re sucking the cock!!!

#2  Breathe heavily, kiss and lick the cock and balls lightly teasing him.

#3  Start flicking your tongue around the tip, licking from the tip to the balls.

#4  Take the tip in your mouth and start lightly sucking and still licking the tip.

#5  Now, deep throat that cock and choke on it!!!!

*I know it seems early in the process to be choking on the cock, but I insist that it be done early for 2 reasons.

-The first reason is that he is not expecting it so soon, so when you do it, it will pleasure him a lot!

-The second reason it’s good to choke on the cock right away is because choking on it produces the super silky, wet spit that makes a perfect slippery environment for sucking his cock!

#6  At this point, you could do damn near any combination of licking, sucking, twirling and blowing with your tongue, just add both of your hands to the base of his cock and take a nice firm                      group working the bottom of his cock up and down while you play with the tip and just below it.  Make different combos and vary your speed.

#7  When you’re at the point where you want to finish and you’d like him to cum, start twisting your two  hands on the base of his cock in opposite directions and focus your mouth on just the                 tip sucking the tip consistently with a tight wrap around his cock.  The combination of the hands twisiting in opposite directions while suckly intently on the tip will most likely make him                   feel like blowing his load.

#8  If you want to be a cocksucking rock star then shove that cock back down your throat again deeply and let him shoot his huge cum load down your throat and swallow it like the good little                   cum slut that you are.

#9  Go for a good amount of time so it’s not a rush job and truly let him enjoy what you are doing for him!!!!

#10  Be a slave to his cock while it’s in your mouth.  This is most definitely to your benefit because the better you take care of him orally, the better he will take care of you orally.  It’s a win win                  for everybody!!!


Ella’s adventures being a unicorn started here . . .

Being a unicorn for a couple friend of mine is one of the best decisions I ever made.  It all started one day when I was approached by my buddy Tim telling me that him and his wife Janet had decided to start sleeping with other people with each other’s consent and he had picked me to approach.  I’ve always been attracted to Tim, but had never had too many naughty thoughts about him because he’s married and I have a strict “I don’t jump over other people’s fences” rule.  Now I was having all sorts of thoughts swimming around in my head about Tim and his obvious attraction to me making me wonder about our hang out times in the past wondering how many times he was smiling at me and now I know he was probably undressing me with his eyes.  Naughty naughty!!!  I was leary at first because I didn’t want to cause any strife between them, but I was definitely interested in seeing what could transpire.  Especially now that I know he’s got the hots for me.  I shied away from playing with both of them feeling too uncomfortable with doing her because I didn’t know her well.  So Tim and I made plans to hang out one night and the anticipation was starting to build.   I got very excited about having a new partner to play with and with our standing friendship, I was very comfortable about it.  I knew I could trust him to keep me safe and keep my best interest in mind.  The night arrived and it went even better than I thought it would.  The initial weirdness wore off fast when I saw how excited he was and he knew I was too.  I had a feeling he was going to be good with my body and boy oh boy was I right.  This boy did me so good!!! It was like we had been together forever with the way things just flowed.  He took such good care of my body and my needs.  Half way thru him eating me out and filming our endeavor, I kept thanking him for getting me off over and over and then blurted out that he had the best wife ever.  I said next time we play that he must bring his wife with him because I was so turned on and thankful for her sharing him with me.  Man, that was such a good night and the start of something amazing!!!



I’m in love with my new showerhead and boy oh boy is it a powerful force to be reckoned with!!!!

I ordered one of those shower heads designed to remove chlorine from your shower water and after realizing I needed to get a hose to install it right, I got excited!  A shower hose w head vs just a shower head is a GAMECHANGER!!!!!   After living a short while without a removable shower hose and now having one again, it has occurred to me that no woman should ever have to go without one of these amazing tools for orgasming!!!  I’m in LOVE with my new tool!!!  It makes shower time soooo much more enjoyable!  I had no idea that my shower head could have so much force.  The last one was weak so it was a pleasant surprise to have this one work so well.  It was zero to orgasm in like 69 seconds . . .  mmmmmmmmm!!!!  What makes it better than just masturbating with my fingers is the ability for the shower hose to just keep going and going after I orgasm.  When my hand is in charge, I always take a break after orgasm before I try again, but the shower hose is not attached to my body and doesn’t listen when I say I can’t handle more yet, that lovely tool just keeps on forcing a hot, powerful stream onto my clit and pussy that throws me into a perpetual state of orgasm where i cum and cum and cum again.  I am greedy with orgasms so I’ve been known to lay in the bathtub receiving multiple orgasms until the hot water runs out.  It might be time to get a bigger water tank for the house, lol!!! But seriously, why stop if the orgasms just keep cumming.  I want them all!!!!!!