Women wake up yawning…
Men wake up with a hard on…
Coincidence?
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Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before. – Klondike Annie, 1936
“Don’t bother looking it up. I AM the definition. Love is in the air…and by that I mean; it seriously smells like sex in here.
‘Does it hurt?” “Mmm, oh yeah, it really does!” “Should I stop?” “Oh, don’t you fucking dare!”
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but naughty sex excites me. Now flip me over and spank my ass, bend me over and fuck me! |
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