Jordan

Did you miss ME??

Mmmm – couldnt pass up a fun little unplanned sexapde – but now I am cumming back with a vengeance starting tomorrow morning…

xoJ

Jordan

Looks like spring has sprung

Im in a devious mood – who wishes to ask to be sprung from their device….

Jordan

Just call ME Darren…

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Im pretty sure this is how most of MY pets view ME.

Jordan

Shamrock Shnog

 

the other day, one of MY real-time pets asked what he was to wear to celebrate St. Patrick’s Day.  I immediately gave him a release, made him mix some of his cum with green food coloring, and had him apply it to his ball sac.

Happy St. Patrick’s Day!

xoJ

Jordan

…Heres a picture from MY travels….

.8 I kept seeing cock everywhere I went – literally..

or maybe I just missed all you pets!!! xoJ

Jordan

Lost Pet!!!

My pet was locked up before I left the house today, but upon MY return, pet was nowhere to be found. It looks like pet slipped their collar, and escaped via the basement window. If you see MY pet, please return to ME.

Description:
small
can become highly agitated when not confined
may leap on you if not controlled
responds to “pet”
last seen wearing a pink collar

For further information, or if you have seen MY pet, please contact ME –

Jordan
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Jordan

Jordan’s Heading Down…

The time has come babes!  your Mistress is heading to sunny Arizona for 2 weeks of sun, sex, pool parties, and kinky friends!  As most of you know, I LOVE lounging around topless in the sun, not to mention the endless supply of pets applying oil to My warm skin whenever needed.

I will be returning 3/14, and will have MANY stories to share with all of you (I DID mention 90% of the people heading down there work in the sex industry?!)

Imagine if you  were a lucky enough pet to purchase one of MY bikini bottoms upon My return – can you taste the oil and sun and sweat and sex? Mmmm

xoJ

 

Jordan

slave…

you know you crave being told what to do.  From the moment you hear MY voice and MY commands, you know that control will no longer be yours.  I relish the thought of hearing you begging and pleading for release  – giving ME any personal information I request or desire,  doing naughty things that you never thought you would do, saying dirty things that I tell you to say, all to please ME.  I know there are many of you out there worried about taking the first step… think of all the things you might’ve missed out on in your life, had you not taken a small chance…

XOJ

 

Jordan

Woke up early with a NEED

…cum fill it pet.

Jordan

…When Jordan goes shoe shopping with friends…

“think about stomping a ball sac with flats – yes you can do it, but its just not the same as when you’re in heels” ~Jordan