in the words of lady gaga while she sings “Christmas tree” wont you light me up and put me on top while you taste my Christmas tree? Ill be here all night long Christmas eve and Christmas night spreading my legs with Christmas cheer
Light me up with me on top let’s falalalalalalala
The only place you wanna be is underneath my Christmas tree
Light me up with me on top let’s falalalalalalala
Ho ho ho under the mistletoe
Yes, everybody knows
We will take off our clothes
Yes, if you want us to we will
You oh oh oh Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious
Light you up with you on top let’s falalalala
Here here here
The best time of the year
Take off my stockings where?
I’m spreading Christmas cheer
Yes, if you want us to we will
You oh oh oh Christmas
My Christmas tree is delicious