Autumn

Autumn’s Kinky Alphabet K

K is for Kinky
I started this alphabet list to give you guys a better idea of what gets my pussy wet. Kinky is such a general term and can mean such different things to different people. That being said, I am one kinky bitch. I love anything and everything kinky. Anal sex is kinky to some people and I am totally into having my asshole reamed out by a big hard cock. Age play is kinky and I love playing that out too. Bondage? Yes please. CBT? Oh yeah! Oral sex? You know it! I really do love it all. There is no such thing as too kinky for me. Even if it’s too kinky for you, it isn’t for me. You know those REALLY dark thoughts that you have that only come out when you are so horny? The ones that only pop into your head when you haven’t had an orgasm in a long time and are so worked up you could explode? The ones you wouldn’t even think about telling the person you’re fucking because they would think you were such a pervert? Those are the ones I want to hear. Those ones get me hot. I don’t get to hear about sick, twisted things nearly enough. I enjoy BDSM and vanilla sex, but sometimes I need the taboo stories. Those gets me so turned on and worked up. Sometimes I need to lay back and rub my sweet, little pussy while you tell me something really fucked up. I’ll chime in every now and then with a “and then what?” or “how did it feel”, but mostly I’ll be getting myself off to what a perv you are. I’m not completely selfish. I’ll share some things with you too. I’ve got my fair share of taboo stories that will get your dick hard. You share yours first. Please?

Autumn

Autumn’s Kinky Alphabet J

J is for Jugs
One of the first things that people notice about me (besides the red hair) are my fairly large breasts. Even during the winter when I’m bundled up they are pretty visible. Ever since they first started to develop I’ve understood how attractive they are. The boys were always wanting to grope them, kiss them, play with them, and rub their dicks on them. Today most of the guys that I have sex with end up fucking my tits and spraying at least one load all of them. I can’t seem to help myself; I have to either rub the cum all over my perfect globes or have a taste of their fresh jizz off of my skin. Sometimes I’ll even let the cum dry on my breasts and go out so I can watch the men’s faces when they’ve noticed my glazed tits. It is so sexy to watch a cock disappear into my cleavage and see the head reappear and disappear as he fucks the shit out of my knockers. It’s especially hot when he’s holding onto them tight and squeezing and manhandling them. I love having them roughed up. The more marks the better. I love having them slapped around REALLY hard so that they get nice and red. Or having them whipped or flogged until I scream for you to stop. My tits look so hot when they are all bruised up and swollen and my nipples are hard for days because they’ve been just mangled. I consider this foreplay. The main event is the titty-fucking. That way when you’re holding them together and squeezing with your big strong hands they are nice and sore so I can feel every pump of your dick. I dare you to look at my picture and not daydream about emptying your balls all over that creamy white flesh.

Autumn

Autumn’s Kinky Alphabet I

I is for Inanimate Objects
This is a pretty recent discovery for me. Not too long ago, I was browsing one of my favorite porn sites. I have a thing for watching guys masturbate so I was looking through those. I stumbled across a video of a guy pounding the shit out of his blow up doll. At first I thought it was silly, but I kept watching. Before I knew it, my pussy started to tingle and my nipples started to get hard. I don’t know what it was, but watching this dude on top of this doll and bending it and pounding into it. He was shoving his dick into whatever hole he could. It was the sexiest thing I’ve seen in a long time. You could tell this is how he wanted to fuck a real girl, but may have been too much of a pussy to actually give it to a girl that hard. He was giving it to this doll just to get himself off. I ended up cumming in my panties watching him cum in her fake cunt.
The next day, I searched a little harder. I found videos of men humping pillows (HOT!), mattresses (HOT!), exercise balls (HOT!), and stuffed animals (HOT!!!!). The more I watched the more I was enjoying it.
I’ve gotten to explore this new fetish of mine on the phone and in real life and it is still and endless source of entertainment. It’s crazy sexy and a little silly. It’s funny, fun, and hot. You really can’t go wrong with that.
So, what are you going to hump for me?

Autumn

Autumn’s Kinky Alphabet H

H is for Hands and Knees, Bitch.
There is something so powerful and liberating about standing above a groveling male. What the weakling did to get into that position doesn’t really matter. All that matters is that I look wicked sexy in a pair of shiny black leather boots that have just been licked clean. He won’t be licking anything else so I don’t need to worry about his poor tongue being tired. If he makes the mistake of saying anything other than what I instruct him to say he’s quickly reminded who’s boss by the slap of my strong hand across his face. Life is so easy when you just say what I tell you to. For so long you’ve made things so complicated by trying to think with your brain and that pathetic, tiny piece of meat hanging between your legs. Since your little penis reminds me of an ant I’m going to treat it like one. That means crushing it under my sparkling boot while you cry like the little bitch you are. If you’re a good boy that I think is capable of learning I’ll let you watch a real man fuck me. I have so many ways to train a little loser like you. Don’t forget to say thank you after each painful and humiliating thing I do to you. We both know you love every mean thing I say and do to you. Since you will never be fucking me, your only purpose is to be fucked *with*. If you can’t do that right, I have no problem kicking you to the curb. This is all about me. It has always been and will always be about me. I am the center of your universe and you are a pathetic piece of shit. I just love how you keep crawling back for more. I’m only being mean if I don’t enjoy it and I love every second of it.

Autumn

Autumn’s Kinky Alphabet G

G is for Gagging
I love being a cocksucker. I just get such a sense of pride feeling a dick get hard in my mouth and then feeling it shoot it’s sticky load right down my throat. There are times that I enjoy you just laying there while I service your cock. You can just lay back while I stroke and lick and suck you to ecstasy. Then there are times that I require you being a little more active. I find it incredibly sexy to be on my knees or squatting down in front of you with nothing but panties on. You’re standing right in front of me with your big, hard dick right in front of my face. You’re looking down at me and can see how much I want it. I need it. I have my mouth open and my tongue out. You tease me first by slapping the head of your cock against my tongue and rubbing it all over my cute face. Finally when your cock is dripping precum and it’s sticking to my cheeks you push the head inside my wanting mouth. I immediately wrap my lips tight around it, not wanting to let it back out. I start sucking. Once I get the head nice and wet you start pumping it in and out of my mouth. The more excited you get the deeper you push it down my throat. I have a sensitive gag reflex, but I promise my cunt gets the wet the more I gag. The feeling of my throat trying to push your member out just gets you more excited so you push deeper and just hold it there so you can feel my muscles spasm around your shaft. To make it even tighter you wrap your hand around my neck. You’re not choking me, just applying some pressure. Like you’re jacking yourself off with my throat. It’s so hot to be used as a hole to shove your hard meat into. With me being the blowjob artist that I am, I know it won’t be long until you spurt. Where do you want it? Right down my throat? All over my nice big titties? How about my face?

Autumn

Autumn’s Kinky Alphabet F

F is for Flesh Against Flesh
I know this may seem weird considering that there is no actual body contact when we play (unless it’s a two girl call!). However, there is plenty of flesh rubbing against flesh during our calls. That’s what makes me hot.
There are sounds that drive me crazy. The obvious one is your hand pumping up and down your lubed up dick. That wet slippery sound is something I can listen to all day. Sometimes I do. When your cock is really, really hard I adore the sound of your open hand slapping against the head and your shaft. In both cases I can instruct how fast and how hard each one is happening. Sometimes it is just to give you the exact pain or pleasure I require of you. Most of the time I’m playing the conductor and I’m figuring out just the right sounds to maximize my own pleasure. The one thing that always works is the sweet sound of your hands slapping your balls. If you squeeze your balls to make the skin nice and tight then the sound of your palm slapping that smooth surface is almost too much for me. You would not believe how wet that makes me.
If you’re thinking this all sounds completely selfish, you’re probably right. I usually don’t put it that way. In my opinion, you getting to hear my fingers working in and out of my wet pussy should be equally as exciting to you. You may also know that I love slapping my tits around. I promise that is also a very pleasant body contact sound.
What would you like to hear?

Autumn

Autumn’s Kinky Alphabet E

E is for Exit Only
I love strap on sex. I love the feeling of power that overcomes me when I pull that harness up my legs. I love looking down at my big purple dildo between my legs. I look and feel so sexy. I love fucking boys and girls with my perfect cock, but there’s one thing that is the absolute hottest to me. I completely adore fucking boys up the ass. It can’t be just any boy. I like fucking the boys that don’t know how much they want it. The ones that have never had anything up their butts. The boys that tense up just when I push my finger against their tight hole. They ones that say “just suck my cock. I don’t want any of that gay stuff”. Those silly boys don’t know how easy it is to get them to do anything if their dick is hard enough. All I have to do is suck and play with their cock for long enough and they’ll be begging for me to fuck them. My favorite position is for the virgin to get on all fours. I’m nice at first. I massage his back. I run my fingers over his ass cheeks. I put lube on my finger so it slides in nice and easy. I tell him to relax while I make him watch me strap it on. His eyes always get big when he sees all 7 inches. He says he doesn’t think he can take something that big. What he doesn’t know is that he no longer has any control. He’ll take what I tell him to take. I make sure it’s nice and slippery. I get behind him and just push. The first part is always the most difficult. Once the head pops into his asshole it’s all easy from there. I force it all the way in just like I said I would. When it’s all the way in, I push my big tits against his back and whisper in his ear “You feel like a slut now, don’t you?”. The feeling is too intense for him to answer, but I can tell by his breathing that it feels better than anything he’s ever felt and there’s no way he wants me to stop.
So how do you like it? Hard or soft?

Autumn

Autumn’s Kinky Alphabet D

D is for Dirty Panties
Pay close attention, boys. You’re about to hear some juicy details about me. Some of them you might already know since I readily share my masturbation habits to just about anyone who will listen. Consider this a refresher course. For those of you who don’t know, you are about to find out. I have a particular way that I like to play with my pussy. I have toys which I do use. Some of them vibrate and some of them don’t. My favorite toy is and always has been my hands. My fingers always know just the right places to touch and with just the right amount of pressure. With my fingers I get to feel how wet I’m getting. I get to feel how warm I’m getting. I get to feel how tight my little pussy hole is and the way it clenches when I’m having that much needed orgasm. Not only do I use my fingers, but I also like to keep my panties on. I don’t slip them down around my knees. I don’t pull them to the side. I keep them just where they are and slide my hand right down the front. It always feels so much naughtier and more secret. It’s like at any second someone could walk in and see me laying there on the bed. I’d have to make the choice to either pull my hand out quick and pretend I wasn’t doing anything but staring at the ceiling or I’d let my guest watch my hand wiggle inside the fabric. Even if I did try to hide what I was doing the wet spot in the crotch would be the dead giveaway. When I’m playing with myself the panties catch all of my delicious cunt juice. Absorbing the flavor and the scent of me. Holding it right there for you to enjoy. Can you imagine how soaking wet they get? How yummy they smell? How could you not want a freshly worn pair for your collection?

Autumn

Spring Has Sprung

The weather is getting warmer. The clothes are getting skimpier. Let’s get these phone chat lines ringing and discuss which one of my sexy Spring outfits will make you “spring” up the biggest!

Autumn

Autumn’s Kinky Alphabet C

C is for Crossdressing Even when I was a little girl I loved playing dress up. Of course I loved putting things on myself, but I also really enjoyed dressing up my brothers and their friends. I was a very convincing young thing. I could talk the most hetero guy into putting on lipstick and a dress just by being cute. As I’ve gotten older I’ve honed my skills a bit. I’ve also learned that there are some boys that enjoy being dressed up. The day I learned that my heart was full. What is sexier than a man in something frilly and lacy and pink? I’m not just talking about panties. I’m talking full outfits. Panties, bras, stockings, dresses, heels, wigs, makeup. The whole deal! I love picking out the perfect outfit for my breathing paperdolls. I love the blushing that starts to happen when the guy realizes how much he’s enjoying the sensation of the girly fabrics against his skin. I love seeing how his body language changes from almost macho into something more feminine as he gives me more and more control. I love stripping all of that masculinity as I add each new piece of clothing. He’s giving me all of this power and the more he gives the more I want. Once I see how hard my outfit has made you then all hope is gone, little sissy. You’re in trouble and should be nervous about what happens next.