Rachel

Things that rock My socks today

http://www.thekitchensafe.com/

I can already think of 13 uses for this besides keys. How many can you? Call Me and we can discuss your need for this item for Me.

Rachel

The two sides of me are at war with each other.

I have “Touch-A Touch-A Touch Me” from Rocky Horror Picture Show in a mash-up with “Popular” from Wicked stuck in my head.

This explains much about me.

Christie

I’m back!

Hello darling,

I am finally back from my short Spring vacation!  I had such a wonderful time.  I spent a lot of time wearing next to nothing in the sun and also a lot of time being very naughty.  It felt like Summer!   I’d love to hear what you did in my absence and I’d love to tell you all about what I did over some hot adult phone chat.  I am here until 9pm PST and will resume my regular schedule.

Rachel

Today’s drool worthy object

Wanted, please and thank you! http://huse.com/Merchant2/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=HDC&Product_Code=219057&Category_Code=FKTOOL#.Uzo6s_ldWRE

Autumn

Springtime!

Today is the first day of Spring! I adore Spring almost as much as I
adore cock. The sun is shining and the birds are singing and all I can
think about is fucking. Soon it will be time for roadtrips with no
panties and roadhead. It really is such a beautiful time of year and it’s
made even more beautiful by the sounds of hot sex from some hot phone
sluts through open windows. The possibilities are really endless and I
can’t wait to explore all of them with you!

Christie

Can I be your Valentine?

Hello!

I’d love to be your Valentine.  It’s a night for romance and I am feeling very frisky today!  I am only available for four hours of hot xxx phone sex!  How about you call me and we talk about the sweet things you want to do to me?! Also, I am here on with Emily, Tori, and Kimberly.  What a hot group of ladies! If you’d like two (or more) girls on this special day all you have to do is ask.  I can get my panties super wet for you if you’d like to get a Valentine’s Day memento.  I am ready and waiting to hear your sexy voice.

Rachel

Because sometimes what you need is

http://www.meo.de/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=8997

A Falcon Manrammer!

You know, if you’re man enough to take it. (Sadly, some of you are not. Which is why you are in training with me, isn’t it?)

Rachel

What is currently making Mistress laugh?

This: http://nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/oral-sex-snorkel/

Right?

Christie

Black Friday!

I am usually not here on Friday mornings but I wanted to take advantage of you and our Black Friday special!  All you have to do is ask me for the details to get a great deal on a 30 minute phone sex call.  I’m here until 5pm PST which is how long our special runs.  Don’t miss out!

Christie

Surprise shift with Christie!

Happy November to you!

This little vixen just couldn’t stay away from sex talk!  I am here to fill in for my friend Rachel until 8pm PST.  I hope you still have some energy for me from your Halloween festivities.

I’m also picking up some more hot shifts.  Including my regular schedule I’ll be working (all PST):

Monday 11/4 from 5:15 to 10pm

Friday 11/8 from 4:30pm to 8pm

Monday 11/11 from 5:15 to 10pm